Assigment #4

Dynamic, breath taking, endoplasmic reticulum, these are just a few choice words people use to describe me. Curling on the moon yeah I’ve done it. I own a dog, two cats, a lion and the rights to the dodo bird genome. I won the pulltizer prize in biology last year. I won the Gabe Newell award for thinking in three’s. And I won the noble peace prize for my guerrilla tactics in Vietnam. Cows bow down to me. I once flew to Pluto and back to claim it as my rock. Before Oprah interviewed me all she did was write books on how awesome I am. In May I created a black hole. In June I died. In July I celebrated my birthday. I have an IQ of a sideways 8. One time I saved my family from themselves by being myself.